Surely there is a learning curve in everything. I happily completed three wash clothes, therefore I considered myself qualified to make a hat. I have a tendency to jump into things with both feet.
My good friend and fellow knitter, Stephanie, generously shared some of her stash with me. I chose a maroon acrylic yarn (lesson learned #1). Stephanie quickly pointed out that I would need circular needles (lesson learned #2). Then I had to join in the round without twisting the yarn. Geez, there are lots of rules!
I knitted with gusto. I poured my heart into making this hat and was well on my way. In fact, I was well on my way to North Carolina to accompany my husband on a business trip. But then, my knitting train came to a screeching halt. I had to use dpns? Obviously I didn't own dpns because I was borrowing the circular needs. To solve my problem, I searched for the local yarn stores and trusted iMap to get me there. I purchased the double-pointed needles and hunkered down in the hotel to master the beast.
The heavens parted and beams of light shown down as I clumsily weaved in the ends. (Not really, slight exaggeration, but I'm taking artistic liberties here).
I did it! I actually knitted a hat. A real hat. I placed it atop my noggin in anticipation of the fashion statement I would make in the mirror. Sadly, it was ugly.
The acrylic yarn made it floppy and bulky. Upon further research, I learned that wool holds its shape better than acrylic. So that's why knitters love those gorgeous soft merino wools. Fiber really does make a difference.
Now I have a hideous maroon hat. I will never wear it in public, but I will keep it to fondly remind myself of where I began. And on rainy days, I can entertain my children with the ridiculous ways to wear it.
The styrofoam head wears it better for sure.